Maggot

Yeah lama tak update.
been very busy with kids. kids kids.

Hem.
Aku rasa aku perlu menfasihkan diri ber-bahasa Inggeris lagi. Sebab bila aku cakap dengan parents budak-budak ni, macam ada somEthiNg wrOng SomeWheRe bila cakap (gaya rempit). Yelah, parents budak-budak ni communicate dgn aku in English, jadi, automatic aku kena ckp english. Rasa mcm aku ni kat America ke Malaysia ni. Tapi mcm you knowww whattt tak bebas okay cakap bahasa makhluk asing ni. Hesh. Rasa mcm tersekat-sekat. Mcm tak fluent lagi. Kalau dalam kertas memang boleh buat essay 30000words, tapi bila cakap aku memang, 75 % NO CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF. Mcm bersimpang siur lidah aku. Lagi-lagi ckp dgn parents budak yg kerja Pilot lah, Engineer lah, Doctor lah semua nak pangkat besar gedabak. Rasa diri ni mcm small kid in big town .Gedik sgt.

So starting from now. Do I have to speak English? Like "hey whatcha doink dude?" "lets have dinner together dudeee" "malaysia is so fucking hottt right?" errr whatever whatever

Tadi ada mak sorang budak ni baru register. Dia tanya aku

"So teacher, how do you control your students? my child is a lil bit stubborn"

(pending......pending.......tgh fikir nak susun ayat)

"Ohhh i'll play the nursery rhymes songs and ask them to dance" (laju kot aku jawab )

"Ohhhh really? "

"Yeaaa" (dengan muka penuh confident+ blur)


Yea yea yea. Whatever teacher. Kau biarkan je snanye budak tu. Haha. Kelentong je lebih. Dengan susunan ayat menjawab tahpape. Good job dira.

Jadi. Saya rasa bila tgk YunaInspired punya episode @ Youtube boleh improve lagi communication skill saya. Tiba-tiba saya. Rasa diri sangat di-inspired. Inspired eh bukan expired.

Aku selalu cerita benda takda misi visi objektif kan.

Apapun. Terima kasih kerana membaca.

Lastly,
One two buckle my shoes. Three four shut the fuck up. Five six pick nose . Seven eight eat it. Nine ten, a big fat pig.
(ni versi aku ajar budak-budak. ok tipu)